๐Ÿ“ The Velvet Cock-a-Thon

Five days of unBEAKlievable pleasures โ€” proudly prancing poultry, hearty gawking, and camaraderie among the cock-conscious.

๐Ÿ“… 3โ€“7 August ๐Ÿ“ Vene Kultuurikeskus, Tallinn ๐Ÿ‘ฅ Closed Circle of Friends ๐Ÿ”ž Mature Roosters Only

Cuming to Tallinn, Hard and Proud ๐Ÿ†

For five thrilling nights, our closed circle of rooster enthusiasts will gather and do what we do best: admire the finest specimens, stroke our prize birds, and brag about our virtues. Bring your best cock โ€” this is going to be a wild ride.

๐Ÿ“œ The Five-Night Crowing Schedule

August 3
๐Ÿฅš The Undressing โ€” Opening Night

Birds arrive, are inspected, and stroked. No judging โ€” just getting to know each other's birds.

August 4
๐Ÿ“ Size Matters

Who's got the biggest comb? The longest tail? The most feathers? We measure it all.

August 5
๐Ÿฆต Legs & Spurs

Thickness, firmness, curvature โ€” every aspect of the leg is appreciated, no judging. Just hard facts.

August 6
โšก The Morning Rise

Who crows first? Who crows longest? We gather before dawn and wait for the action to start.

August 7
๐Ÿ† The Grand Climax

Best in show, biggest in show, most enthusiastic in show. Prizes, photos, and a long group hug.

๐Ÿ“ Where It All Goes Down

Vene Kultuurikeskus ยท Mere pst 5 ยท 10111 Tallinn, Estonia

๐Ÿ  Warming the House

The Vene Kultuurikeskus is a Neo-classicist beauty that used to house Navy Officers โ€” fitting, since we're here to show off our own proud seamen, too.

This charming Stalin Empire-style building has seen many things, but nothing quite like five days of unabashed cock appreciation. The venue is easily accessible, spacious, and has excellent ventilation โ€” which, given our flock, is important.

Bring your own towel.

๐Ÿ“‹ House Rules (Let's Keep It Clean-ish)

1. Cockmasters Treated With Respect

All cocks and their handlers will be treated with dignity โ€” no mocking, no jealousy. We take PRIDE in our birds.

2. Yes, We Know What You're Thinking

Save the innuendo for the after-party. The festival itself is a respectable poultry display.

3. Hydration Is Mandatory

It gets hot under the feathers. Water stations will be provided. Hydrate or create trouble for your cock.

4. Photography โ€” Consensual Only

Ask before photographing another man's cock. Some are shy, some are exhibitionists. Respect the bird.

5. What Happens at the Roost...

...stays at the roost. This is a closed circle of friends. No leaks, no bragging outside the flock.

6. Love Your Cock

The whole point. Whether you win or lose, you're here because you love your cock. And that's what counts.

๐Ÿ“จ Slide Into Our Inbox

Yes, we've heard that one already.

Want to join the flock? Drop us a line and tell us about your cock. Photos encouraged.

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